Truth about married Trump pastor's Miss Oklahoma sex scandal is even more unholy than anyone thinks: KENNEDY

By KENNEDY, DAILY MAIL COLUMNIST Published: 00:42, 19 June 2026 | Updated: 00:42, 19 June 2026 An Oklahoma clergyman watched his congressional campaign go up in fire and brimstone this week as President Donald Trump pulled his endorsement amid an exclusive Daily Mail investigation. But this modern Sodom and Gomorrah tale has only just begun. Jackson Lahmeyer, a 34-year-old father-of-five and lead pastor of a Tulsa church, had all the promise of a freshly pressed seersucker suit when he righteously founded Pastors for Trump back in 2022. The faith leader alliance put Lahmeyer in the President's good graces, so when the pulpit-pounder threw his holy hat in the ring for Oklahoma's 1st Congressional district, Trump declared his support. Unfortunately, it turns out that Action Jackson is one of those frisky friars. Former Miss Oklahoma USA Caitlin Simmons Key told the Daily Mail this week that Lahmeyer was texting her sweet nothings (like 'I enjoyed those lips'), while he was campaigning for Congress and his wife Kendra was naively sitting by, tending to his basketball team of children. Lahmeyer initially tried downplaying the digital diddling, claiming he simply 'crossed the line' with some inappropriate texts and denied any physical contact. Then the story began to unravel and Trump threw the weight of the MAGA machine behind Lahmeyer's Republican opponent, Mark Tedford. Jackson Lahmeyer, a 34-year-old father-of-five and lead pastor of a Tulsa church, had all the promise of a freshly-pressed seersucker suit (Pictured: Roger Stone and Jackson Lahmeyer with his wife in 2021) Former Miss Oklahoma USA Caitlin Simmons Key (above) told the Daily Mail this week that Lahmeyer was texting her sweet nothings It turns out there was a little more to the fling than, 'Hey girl, u up?', because Ms Key, 40, said the two really got to know each other… like biblically. The truth will set you free, Jackson. 'We kissed and in 2022 I had an affair on my wife and I've owned that,' Lahmeyer confessed to the Daily Mail on Thursday. 'But Caitlin Key and I did not have sex during this election. There's plenty of text messages to prove that.' What is it with these holier-than-thou types? And I don't just mean the preachers. Skeevy ex-Congressman Eric Swalwell was the Left's anti-Trump holy warrior until it was revealed that he was allegedly propositioning young aides and interns, not to mention being accused of sexual assault. And how about the latest Democratic Messiah: Graham 'I swear I'm not a Nazi' Platner? Platner, who's itching to land a Maine Senate seat, has reassured voters that he has put his hard-drinking, misogynist, racist days behind him. But his wife revealed that, as recently as November 2023, he'd been trading explicit messages with as many as half a dozen women. Nor can we forget Kristi Noem's boob fetishist husband Bryon Noem. Busty Bryon never ran for office, but he deserves a dishonorable mention. After Mr Noem was exposed for whatever-the-heck-that-was, he checked himself into 'Pure Desires Ministries' which has a 40-day program that promises to blast those 'unwanted behaviors' and pray the stray away. It turns out there was a little more to the fling than, 'Hey girl, u up?' because Ms. Key, 40, said the two really got to know each other… like biblically (Pictured: Text between Lahmeyer and Key) 'We kissed and in 2022 I had an affair on my wife and I've owned that,' Lahmeyer confessed to the Daily Mail on Thursday (Pictured: Lahmeyer and his family) Former Miss Oklahoma USA Caitlin Simmons Key I'm not letting these loose ladies off the hook either. Key told the Daily Mail, 'I chose to speak publicly because I believed the information I had was relevant to the character of someone seeking public office - and someone leading a church.' Put a cork in it, you're not Mother Teresa! Just ask the real Mrs Lahmeyer, who wrote to Key on Mother's Day eve: 'You are a home wrecking whore. Did you enjoy ruining our family?' Truth be told, this washed-up pageant queen is probably loving the attention. Here's the good news for our randy pastor: Trump's a pageant guy and he, occasionally, believes in forgiveness. Trump also wrote in his un-endorsement, 'I greatly appreciate Jackson Lahmeyer's hard work under difficult circumstances. He has always been with me and I will always be with him.' Except for being with the other candidate now, I guess. Honestly, beware the righteous man. They give the decent dudes a bad name. Has Jelly Roll's soon-to-be-ex Bunnie XO already hopped into the arms of another man? Fans are speculating that the spurned former streetwalker has moved on with Nickelback frontman, Chad Kroeger. Insiders tell the Daily Mail that it's not true. Apparently, Bunnie's taste in men is better than her taste in music. Has Jelly Roll's soon-to-be-ex Bunnie XO already hopped into the arms of another man? Fired Today Show host Billy Bush told the Daily Mail's columnist Maureen Callahan that beloved weatherman Al Roker is really a monster. 'The way I describe Al is three words: territorial, vindictive and chronically unprepared,' claimed Bush. But Billy wasn't done, he also ripped Roker's metrological reporting, 'You're never going to hear anything that's truly insightful.' It turns out the Virgin Bachelor, Colton Underwood, wasn't so pure after all. Underwood, 34, was promoted as The Bachelor's first unspoiled contestant in 2019. But on Tuesday, he confessed to 'hooking up with married men' before appearing on the reality show. Gay sex is still sex, bro, which is fine and dandy. Lying about being a virgin makes you a tool. Underwood, 34, was promoted as The Bachelor's first unspoiled contestant in 2019 Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian (aka Mr. Serena Williams) raised some eyebrows after he was spotted at the White House UFC event last week. He's an outspoken lefty who often criticizes Trump's policies, so some have speculated that he was shilling for his GLP-1 company, Ro. Could Alexis have been offering the Commander-in-Chief advice on this recent 14-pound weight gain? Lots of left-leaning, blowhard celebs are attending the opening of the new Barack Obama Presidential Library in Chicago on Thursday. Bono, Bruce Springsteen, Christina Aguillera and even Stevie Wonder will be there. And Stevie he may be happiest of all.  The blind music legend will be the only one spared the building's drab architecture. Lots of left-leaning, blowhard celebs are attending the opening of the new Barack Obama Presidential Library in Chicago on Thursday Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian (aka Mr. Serena Williams) raised some eyebrows after he was spotted at the White House UFC event last week Two-time presidential loser Hillary Clinton is stomping all over President Joe Biden's political grave. 'He made a terrible mistake for himself, his legacy, and for the country. He had said that he would not run again,' HRC nagged on Monday. 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