SNL tears into Kristi Noem's husband and his crooked 'puppies' with brutal sketch after Daily Mail exposed fetish secrets

Published: 07:14, 5 April 2026 | Updated: 07:21, 5 April 2026 Saturday Night Live has poked fun at Kristi Noem's husband after the Daily Mail exclusively revealed his secret life as a cross-dresser who dons gigantic fake breasts. During this week's Weekend Update segment, cast member Sarah Sherman posed as Bryon Noem, wearing pink biker shorts while sporting balloon breasts.  The images which show him in this attire, exclusively obtained by the Daily Mail, were allegedly part of a 'bimbo' fetish.   'Hey Michael, my eyes are up here, my nipples are out here,' joked Sherman as she addressed the update host Michael Che during the skit.   'I dare you to kink shame me on national TV about my insane clown juggalows and tiny, teeny, little pink bike shorts,' she continued.  The sketch then referred to an excerpt of Kristi Noem's 2024 book No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, in which she disclosed shooting and killing her dog.  'What about my wife, Kristi Noem? Anything to add about my sweater puppies?' Sherman said.  'Did someone say puppies?' responded cast member Ashley Padilla as she cocked a rifle while posing as Kristi Noem herself.  Saturday Night Live has poked fun at Kristi Noem's husband after the Daily Mail exclusively revealed his secret life as a cross-dresser who dons gigantic fake breasts Cast member Ashley Padilla also dressed as Kristi Noem as part of the SNL sketch on Saturday The Daily Mail reavealed Kristi Noem's husband Bryon Noem is a secret cross-dresser who exchanges photos of himself online wearing giant fake breasts  This week, hundreds of text messages reviewed by the Daily Mail uncovered conversations between Bryon and three women from a 'bimbofication' scene. The scene involves porn performers transforming themselves into real-life Barbie dolls by pumping colossal amounts of saline into their breasts. Bryon praised the women's surgically enhanced bodies.  He confessed his lust for 'huge, huge ridiculous boobs,' and even made indiscreet remarks about his 34-year marriage to Kristi, our investigation exclusively disclosed. Bryon has not denied having explicit conversations with these women, nor did he deny dressing up as a woman himself.  Kristi Arnold and Bryon Noem met in high school, married in 1992, and raised daughters Kassidy, now 31, and Kennedy, 29, and a son, Booker, 23. Their marriage became the subject of intense speculation when the Daily Mail revealed her alleged years-long affair with close advisor Corey Lewandowski in a 2023 exposé. National security experts consulted by the Daily Mail said his brazen behavior could have left the 54-year-old MAGA favorite, who oversaw ICE's aggressive crackdown until she was removed from her position on March 5, vulnerable to blackmail. Bryon Noem supported his wife last month by sitting dutifully beside her at a congressional hearing scrutinizing her aggressive immigration enforcement tactics The former secretary of homeland security and her insurance mogul husband have been married for 34 years and share three children 'If a media organization can find this out, you can assume with a high degree of confidence that a hostile intelligence service knows this as well,' warned former CIA officer Marc Polymeropoulos. In a selfie shared with one of his online contacts, Bryon, an insurance mogul, can be seen squeezing into a flesh-colored crop-top and skintight pink shorts. The father of three appears to have stuffed two balloons inside his shirt to resemble breasts – positioning the knots to mimic nipples. Another photo showed the rancher and businessman wearing figure-hugging green leggings and a white top stretched over two bulging orbs, with his face clearly visible in both images. Bryon pouted playfully at the camera, seemingly unconcerned that his online activity could pose security implications for his wife's position at the heart of the Trump administration. No comments have so far been submitted. Why not be the first to send us your thoughts, or debate this issue live on our message boards. By posting your comment you agree to our house rules. Do you want to automatically post your MailOnline comments to your Facebook Timeline? Your comment will be posted to MailOnline as usual. Do you want to automatically post your MailOnline comments to your Facebook Timeline? Your comment will be posted to MailOnline as usual We will automatically post your comment and a link to the news story to your Facebook timeline at the same time it is posted on MailOnline. To do this we will link your MailOnline account with your Facebook account. We’ll ask you to confirm this for your first post to Facebook. You can choose on each post whether you would like it to be posted to Facebook. Your details from Facebook will be used to provide you with tailored content, marketing and ads in line with our Privacy Policy.