'Meghan's cosplaying Gregg Wallace while Harry is stuck in family trauma - it's painful'

'Meghan's cosplaying Gregg Wallace while Harry is stuck in family trauma - it's painful'Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Australia trip is already mind-boggling, Ellie Fry writes, with the jarring combination of charity work, reality TV and a wellness retreat giving people whiplash3amopinionEllie Fry Assistant Head of Features (Audience)11:45, 15 Apr 2026Updated 11:53, 15 Apr 2026View 3 ImagesPrince Harry and Meghan Markle are touring Australia(Image: Jonathan Brady-Pool/Getty Images)I could just about stomach the Meghan flogging me £11 flower sprinkles, but her latest money-making grab is taking the biscuit.‌The Sussexes are currently swanning around Down Under, treating Aussies to a full show of self-promotion. They've brushed off critics with cute matching outfits and big smiles, but I fear this quasi-royal tour may be the final nail in the coffin for their woefully confused brand.‌The gulf between their professional lives has never been more vast. While Prince Harry has been banging the usual drum about his family trauma - somewhat harshly insisting he wants to be a better father than King Charles ever was - Meghan has been busy filming an episode of Masterchef.‌Appearing as a contestant would make sense for Meghan's new career as a glitzy lifestyle influencer. Her recently-axed Netflix show centred around cooking tips and she's clearly a foodie. But no, the duchess is starring on Masterchef Australia as a guest judge, 'mentoring' and 'guiding' contestants.READ MORE: Prince Harry says every generation needs to be 'an upgrade' as he shares journey to fatherhood View 3 ImagesMeghan Markle is set to star as a guest judge in the latest series of MasterChef Australia Why is she now cosplaying Gregg Wallace? As far as I'm aware, Meghan has no more expert credentials than hot sauce mastermind Brooklyn Beckham. Monetising your passion for food is one thing, but rocking up as a mentor on a food sh...