Landlords, children are your future lifeblood — toast them, don’t ban them

In a move that comes as no surprise whatsoever, my local boozer in east London has banned children. I say it’s deeply unsurprising because the last time I went in there with my child about a year ago — I was forced in by a rainstorm, it was the middle of the day — it was made abundantly clear that this was not a child-friendly establishment (no, not even for one as plainly adorable and impeccably behaved as my own — ha ha).