Cricket’s George Costanza: McCullum makes himself look vital by not turning up | Barney Ronay
المصدر: The Guardian Sport | Source: The Guardian SportEngland head coach survived Ashes review but going missing for 43% of the county season is straight out of Seinfeld
George: Right now I just sit around pretending I’m busy.
Jerry: How do you do that?
George: I look annoyed. Think about it. When you look annoyed all the time, people think you’re busy. [Rolls his eyes, slaps his forehead, does look busy.]Does anyone remember Brendon McCullum? You know. Baz. It was a thing. People said “Bazball” in parliament. It was probably in the dictionary, one of those new zeitgeisty words, like rofl. Distinguishing marks? Hat. Jawline. A way of standing. Sports socks provocatively splayed on an ornate balcony. Look, it doesn’t really matter. But has anyone actually … seen him?
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