I found a very weird 'English breakfast' on holiday - it came with battered fish

Fried Bacon? Check. Sausage? Check. Scrambled egg? Check. Fried fish in breadcrumbs? …Say what now?? I was in a cha chaan teng – a traditional Hong Kong cafe – in the bustling Wanchai district about to tuck into their version of the English breakfast , which had been introduced during the colonial era. This cha chaan teng was the Victory A Cafe on the bustling Hennessy Road. It was like a cross between a British greasy spoon and an American diner, with friendly staff, and very busy with locals and foreigners alike. Always a good sign. My plate was fully loaded and well presented when it arrived. As well as the aforementioned items, there were also baked beans, a smidge of salad and tomato, a glazed brioche bun, and garnished prettily with some nondescript diced green leaves. On the side, there was the obligatory milky tea. In terms of taste, it was also “same, same but different”. The bacon was a bit fatty, the sausage a tad bland, but the beans were decent. The egg, on the other hand, was superior. Light and fluffy, yet rich and buttery – for in Hong Kong, they’re often made with cream and cornstarch. And now for the fried fish. I know it sounds wrong, but it’s like when European folk are presented with an English breakfast for the first time and wince at the sight of sausage and bacon. That is, until they have a taste and are pleasantly surprised. Well, that was me. It turned out to be my favorite thing on the plate, and was made all the better with a splash or a few of local chili sauce (far better than a bit of brown, if you ask me). And the tea was no ordinary tea. It was made with “silk stockings”. Not real silk stockings, that’d be weird . No, these are narrow cotton bags through which potent Ceylon tea leaves are repeatedly strained, and more resemble granny tights than fancy stockings. The brew created is so strong it could strip paint, despite being half-drowned in condensed milk. Very good, though. To cap it all off I had a “pineapple bun”. No pineapples are harmed in the making of these traditional local buns, it’s just that their mottled yellow toppings apparently resemble the tropical fruit (couldn’t see it myself). I again was pleasantly surprised. Once biting through the crusty sugary top, the inside was soft and doughy with a much more subtle sweetness – an interesting combo of flavours and consistencies, and washed down well by the strong tea. In total, my bill came to HK$85 (£8.50) – $62 for the breakfast, $23 for the pineapple bun. Not too bad considering it left me stuffed and not hungry again until dinner. For all the ills of colonisation, there are some positives, and the Hong Kong breakfast is definitely one of them. Worth travelling 6,000 miles for. Cathay Pacific flies direct to Hong Kong from London, from £549 return. Book at cathaypacific.com Dorsett Wan Chai has doubles from £113 per night with breakfast. Dorsett Kai Tak has doubles from £115 per night with breakfast. Both hotels offer complimentary shuttle service to major transport hubs, shopping, and dining destinations. Find out more and book at dorsetthotels.com Find out more at discoverhongkong.com